Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.
Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 01, 2013
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PBE

PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE.

A courtesy that should be given amongst friends during smoking sessions that consists simply of clearing the remaining smoke that still lingers in the chamber of a smoking apparatus.
"Check your PBE, bro before you pass it to me"."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 12, 2023
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Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 03, 2020
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proper bong etiquette

PBE- Noun-The courtesy often given back & forth or expected between comrades whilst smoking marijuana or any orher than pink or purAlso, the process of clearing out the stale, leftover smoke that lingers in the chamber.
"Hey man, you hear about the LIT! party that's going on tonight? Last time no one thought PBE was a real thing!

The proper bong etiquette is crucial in a group session of smoking....
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 24, 2023
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wonkyjawed

Anything unbalanced, askew, off-kilter or crooked.
"After I sat on my new sunglasses they were all wonkyjawed."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* November 21, 2014
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Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
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Sheeple

Dumb people that follow each other mindlessly, similar to sheep following each other down the slaughtering track. This is used to describe people in situations such as traffic (on their phones), store check-out lanes, public crowds in sporting events or concerts, etc. or various other crowd-related events. Rhymes with "people" hence the pun on words.
"I cannot stand driving in rush-hour traffic with all these SHEEPLE that are braking for no reason & holding up the flow of progression."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* November 22, 2014
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