Definitions by Squeaky tits
Chicken nudele soup
Chicken nudele soup by Squeaky tits May 7, 2020
dirty raynee
a dirty raynee is the opposite of when a dog pittles pulling a dirty raynee is when an adult man gets so excited he shits his pants
I invited bob over for dinner and the 40 year old customer support dude pulled a dirty raynee the second he stepped through my door
dirty raynee by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Twittle balls
Twittle balls by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Lily gargling
Lily gargling by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Mobile tailgating party
A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
Mobile tailgating party by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Brown Houdini
When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Brown Houdini by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Shaken coochie syndrome
When you fuck a girl so hard she has to have surgery to untwist her organs and physical therapy because she lost feeling in her legs only for her to never fully recover and have to be in a wheelchair for a long ass time.
Shaken coochie syndrome by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020