Definitions by Spunky McPunk

Treat Myself 

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

Treat Myself by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016

Protomong 

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

Protomong by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011

Wilver 

The smell of freshly cut grass.

Mmm, I love that wilvery smell of spring.

Wilver by Spunky McPunk April 26, 2010

massive cunt 

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

massive cunt by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

despondent 

A skatepunk band from leicester.

Despondent are my favourite punk band ever.

despondent by Spunky McPunk November 30, 2004

skatepunk 

Punk music characterised by a very fast drum beat and funny or political lyrics. Most of the bands on Fat Wreck Chords are skatepunk. As are Despondent.

I'm a twat, and I hate skatepunk.

skatepunk by Spunky McPunk November 30, 2004

ooya 

(British, esp. Leicester) An exclamation with a multitude of uses. Often used in conjuction with expletives.

"Ooya! Look at that!"
"Ooya Bastard! That fucking hurt!"
"Ooya Pooya! What a stink!"
"Ooya bleeder! She's a right minger!"

ooya by Spunky McPunk August 14, 2004