Definitions by Sportsguy1991
Freaky Tiki
A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes
Freaky Tiki by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013
Crypt Monkey
Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
Crypt Monkey by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
Hot Skirt
Hot Skirt by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013