Definitions by Sporlan Orange

jawot 

JAWOT (abbrev.) "Just Another Waste of Time"

Currently a young, amazingly fertile website at jawot.com. This is going to be huge one day, and I called it.

I was high but feeling bored, so I wasted a few hours on jawot.

jawot by Sporlan Orange December 3, 2014

colloidicalateral

kol-oid-iki-LAT-er-ul

-adjective
1. relating to, occurring on, or involving any purely invented and and yet unreal knowledge of epic significance.

Origin:
2010.09.25 <GK koll ( a ) glue + -oidikilateral

-Related forms:
colloidicalaterally, adverb
colloidicity, noun

Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."

colloidicalateral by Sporlan Orange September 26, 2010

Smilver 

n. A shnit-eating smee of a dilver.

Tony saw Jeff walk into the building. Even though Jeff was a total dilver, He was still Tony's smee. Tony greeted him, "What's up, Smilver?"

Smilver by Sporlan Orange April 16, 2010

Smilver 

n. A shnit-eating smee of a dilver.

Tony saw Jeff walk into the building. Even though Jeff was a total dilver, He was still Tony's smee. Tony greeted him, "What's up, Smilver?"

Smilver by Sporlan Orange April 15, 2010

Smee 

Smee SMEE -noun
1. a person who shares in one's activities, occupation, etc.; companion, associate, or friend.
2. a fellow member of a team or group.
3. a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile.

Tony looked toward the door as his workmate and drinking buddy Dan walked through. "What's happening, smee?" he asked. Dan replied quickly, "Not much, Smee. What you doin?"

Smee by Sporlan Orange February 21, 2009

Dilver Diver 

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

Dilver Diver by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007