Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SporkyBorky

Figgot

A derogatory term used to offend vegans. Whose diets consist of only figs.

The Vegan teacher is a figgot.

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When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.

Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

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When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.

Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

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When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded

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A burger made from human meat

Wow sally, this humanburger tastes amazing. What is your secret?

When you anger a German person who is clearly German but won’t admit he was a Nazi in world war 2

Daniel is clearly a rumpememfunt but he won’t admit it

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Shlashturbating is fun

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