Spoofnet's definitions

poif

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.

* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*

by Spoofnet November 20, 2011

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003

wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.

(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.

by Spoofnet December 10, 2005

fembo

Informal name for a feminist, particularly a feminist of misandrous (hatred of men) and extreme views.

Man: Hey, look at that Fembo over there!
Female: All men deserve to die because...

by Spoofnet February 6, 2006

pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).

New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.

by Spoofnet April 3, 2006