SpongeRobert's definitions

Longneck

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc

I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!

by SpongeRobert December 14, 2019

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Bullshit

!. Crossbreed of a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu
2. A Bulldog and a Shih Tzu mix

I crossbred a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu, and the result is Bullshit puppies!

by SpongeRobert December 31, 2019

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Toggle

toggle

verb:

when the penis gets erect and moves up and down, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a light switch.

As a part of my workout routine, I toggle my penis up and down, like a light switch, to make my erection stiffer.

by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019

Bobbitt

To cut off a male's private part(s)

His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.

by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019

motherfucker

People who treat you wrong and/or only want you for your money(i.e.: a "friend", a neighbor, a relative, a nigger)

I don't want to see that motherfucker, anymore!

by SpongeRobert June 5, 2020