Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Gay For a Day

Being gay for one day in your life.

Being gay for a day seemed like a good idea at the time but then again Aaron was never really the sharpest tool in the shed.

by SpitFire4Truth September 10, 2020

Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

BLOVID-19

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.

I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!

by SpitFire4Truth March 24, 2021

Inclusickness

An illness marked by people who pretend to be offended for others being left out.

Wow I’d she actually using that inclusickness excuse again?

by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Basty

Bitter + Nasty = Basty

Your comments lead me to believe you’re either uninformed or just plain basty.

by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020

PSSD

Post Series Stress Disorder

I developed PSSD after Downton Abbey was undeservedly canceled because a bunch of jealous crotchety douche bags wanted to rewrite history to be more inclusive.

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by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021