Spike001's definitions

Canoe Captain

a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.

Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

Shit-House luck

An unlikely occurrance of good fortune/luck; Very Lucky. Derived from Celtic or Scotish folklore when one is out walking in the wilderness or a remote area and happens to come across an outhouse when in dire neeed of defecating;
Shit-House Luck.

That bastard has Shit-House luck, He's got Shit-House luck, It was Shit-House luck to get out of that one, Shit-House luck prevailed, "Shit-House" luck happened that day

by spike001 October 21, 2005

hooker pipe

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....

Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self

by Spike001 February 11, 2006

Whore Master

A form of a Pimp or another type of low-life predator that manipulates persons for personal gain.

That Whore Master was creep'n around here last night lookin' for free weed.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

hippie hut

a shitty,decrepit and dirty old place where kick-backs from the 70's hang out and live.....

That dirty bastard must live in a hippie hut; Did you see that fuckin' dirty old hippie that crawled outta his hut;

by spike001 November 2, 2005

karate slippers

a set of old,ugly and inappropriate foot wear.

hey dude did you see those old worn out karate slippers he had on last night??

by spike001 November 26, 2005

shithouse shine-olah

The lowest of the low..Imagine some guy asking to shine your shoes at at a remote shithouse(outhouse).

That shithouse shine-olah kept comin' around lookin' for some free weed

by spike001 July 16, 2006