a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 April 17, 2006

by spike001 April 17, 2006

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....
Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self
by Spike001 February 11, 2006

by spike001 November 26, 2005

"broke-ass" mo-fo, he's a "broke-ass", that "broke-ass" is confused, he's gotta a "broke-ass" car, wouldn't even consider listening to that "broke-ass" fool for advice
by spike001 October 27, 2005

The lowest of the low..Imagine some guy asking to shine your shoes at at a remote shithouse(outhouse).
by spike001 July 16, 2006

That dirty bastard must live in a hippie hut; Did you see that fuckin' dirty old hippie that crawled outta his hut;
by spike001 November 02, 2005
