Spider baby's definitions

Jizznep

The way the disneys logo looks like it’s spelled but it’s pronounced this way

“Let’s go to jizznep”
“Tf did you just say??”

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

Mrast

Breast cancer that is hyper localized in your nipple. Contracted after getting your tits jizzed on

“Thanks random dude now I have mrast”

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

jizznep

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

resamtaurant

Slang purposeful misspelling of restaurant

Resamtaurant

by Spider baby December 29, 2022

resamtaurant

A restaurant where the staff and food are all exclusively people named Sam

“Wanna go to the resamtaurant?”

“Ooo yes I’ve really been craving some sam recently”

by Spider baby December 29, 2022

pumpchup

All the fluid that comes from having sex with your girlfriend while she’s on her period then you put it in a ketchup bottle to prank your friends

“Hey man want some pumpchup?”
“What the hell is pumpchup???”

by Spider baby November 11, 2022

Eustis

A mixed infection of both yeast infection and a UTI

The combination name is inspired by fort Eustis VA

1. - This guy gave me a yeast infection while I had a UTI
2. - ugh that’s awful, what do you even call that?
1. - I’ve started calling it a Eustis
2. - catchy!

by Spider baby January 4, 2026