Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Ratchdar

A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.

I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

thigh five

The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other

Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.

No we weren't!

Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019