Spencer Ace's definitions

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maine Manicure

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019