Spencer Ace's definitions

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Stupendulum

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Cosby Carnival

A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins

I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019