Definitions by Spencer Ace

Oregon Exorcism 

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

Oregon Exorcism by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Idaho Summersault 

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

Idaho Summersault by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Dakota Daredevil 

A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues

I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.

Dakota Daredevil by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maine Manicure 

A slang term for crucifixion

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!

Maine Manicure by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Colorado Ball-Buster 

When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks

I cannot wait to get home and jerk off. Lola gave me a Colorado ball-buster last night!

Colorado Ball-Buster by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Carolina Cottonpicker 

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery

Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery

Carolina Cottonpicker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019