Spaz De Kat's definitions

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009

take point

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

eat my wrath

a battle cry used primarally before a missile or other explosive attack

(charges with rocket launcher) EAT MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!
(is killed by grenade) eat MY wrath, beyotch!

by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009

knockdown

a short way of saying "knocked out and on the floor"

your doomed!!!! i gots a knockdown on you!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009