Spaz De Kat's definitions

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

by Spaz De Kat December 4, 2009

munchology

the art and science of making munchies

science, industry, and munchology: the Buger King dream!!!

by Spaz De Kat December 22, 2008

demi-boss

a gamer term to refer to a monster that has boss-like powers but still technically a common monster

demi-bosses:
>Death Knights (Champions of Norrath)
>Big Bodys (Kingdom Hearts)
>Shamans (Champions of Norrath)

by Spaz De Kat March 3, 2009

earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.

squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009