Definitions by Spanky Lou

Reverse Blumkin 

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

Reverse Blumkin by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

Alkaline Trio 

What could you say other than "WOW"

Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys

Alkaline Trio by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

floppy donkey dick by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

pinch a loaf 

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

pinch a loaf by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choked the shit out of her 

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

choked the shit out of her by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo 

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Nose Diving 

When you bob for chunks of corn in a bucket of diahrea. Extra points for piece that end up in your nose.

"Mom We're all out of apple."
"Nose Diving is fun, try that."

Nose Diving by Spanky Lou June 4, 2003