Spanky Lou's definitions

pinch a loaf

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Clam Icing

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.

That was some mighty fine clam icing!

by Spanky Lou April 23, 2003

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Alkaline Trio

What could you say other than "WOW"

Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Nose Diving

When you bob for chunks of corn in a bucket of diahrea. Extra points for piece that end up in your nose.

"Mom We're all out of apple."
"Nose Diving is fun, try that."

by Spanky Lou June 4, 2003

chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003