nutsackface

A person who is so ugly and wrinkly they can best be described as nutsackface
Bobs new girlfriend is definately a nutsackface.
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007
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blackasaurus rex

a blackasaurus rex is a black guy that is so dark that you can't see him at night until he smiles
Passenger: Holy shit dude! did you see that? you almost hit that blackasaurus rex.
Driver: Yea its a good thing he smiled.
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007
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Skanky Pole Polisher

A fat skanky slutbag who makes her money dancing for morons at a strip club.
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007
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poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process
my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007
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