Spackly Jones's definitions

Success by Humiliation

Posting idiotic comments on social media that bring thousands of insulting replies.

Rob Reiner and Keith Olbermann are experts at "Success by Humiliation" on social media. They post idiotic comments that receive thousands of insulting replies.

Olbermann: I'm huge on X, I get thousands of replies to my posts.

Person: Yeah but they're all insults.

Olbermann: Huh?

by Spackly Jones March 26, 2024

Disney Adult

A sad single adult who has substituted Disney for reality. Disney Adults visit Disney theme parks at least once a year and they consider hugging a Disney Character to be the highest form of human achievement. Every conversation with a Disney Adult will devolve into a Disney movie or a trip they made to a Disney Park in the past.

There is nothing more tragic than a Disney Adult.

by Spackly Jones February 17, 2026