Space Wrangler's definitions

The Bridge

Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.

"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Sleep In

What probably 95% of the population would do if the war machine of school and work wasn’t so cruel and oppressive. Very few can do it regularly. For some reason it feels much better to sleep in and wake up at a time of your choosing. The people that run society get to sleep in, but they force their slaves to wake up really fuckin’ early, cutting them short always.

I can’t wait until the weekend, I’m going to sleep in until noon and enjoy my temporary freedom. Then its back to misery.

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

Psych Ward

Prison with mandatory poisonous drugs and "therapy".

I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.

by Space Wrangler August 27, 2021

Kohl's

Major chain store specializing in selling clothing for normies designed by normies.

Hey let's go to Kohl's and get some generic loose-fitting and over-priced clothing.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Bass

The thing that Meghan Trainor is all about.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble..."

by Space Wrangler October 31, 2014

Party Serious

Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.

"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd

The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4

start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus

by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008