Space Wrangler's definitions

Pull the pudding

Slang for jerkin off.

"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

Superstition

Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.

Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

Spazmanian Devil

A contraction of "Tasmanian Devil" and "Spaz". It can be used to describe someone who acts extremely hyper or energetic and does crazy shit.

Did you just see Cedric jump off of the amp and crawl across the stage? He sure is one spazmanian devil!

by Space Wrangler December 1, 2010

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021