Space Wrangler's definitions
Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.
"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.
by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021
Get the The Bridgemug. Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).
I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome
by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008
Get the Reverse Drunk Dialingmug. When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.
by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009
Get the Camel kissmug. A contraction of "Tasmanian Devil" and "Spaz". It can be used to describe someone who acts extremely hyper or energetic and does crazy shit.
Did you just see Cedric jump off of the amp and crawl across the stage? He sure is one spazmanian devil!
by Space Wrangler December 1, 2010
Get the Spazmanian Devilmug. Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
Get the Windmug. The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
Get the The Schedulemug. I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.
by Space Wrangler August 27, 2021
Get the Psych Wardmug.