Space Wrangler's definitions

Chintzer

Someone who is only cares about money and prioritizes it over the work that they do. Stems from "Chintzy", which means cheap or stingy. Similar to a shyster, a chintzer will be quick to collect the full payment but your roof will be falling apart in no time.

I shouldn't have trusted that chintzer with my gutters, he charged me up the ass and they're still clogged.

by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021

Anniversary

Just another dumb ass quasi-holiday that you're forced to remember, recognize, and celebrate or else you won't get a blowjob that night.

"God damnit I fucking forgot to get her chocolate on our Anniversary today shit I'm totally fucked."

by Space Wrangler July 29, 2021

Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.

Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.

by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021

Positivity

Buzzword for people who are afraid to criticize others or things they don’t agree with/challenge the status quo. Not to be confused with optimism.

Please be polite and remember always be super positive! If you have something that’s not nice to say, just keep it to yourself! Positivity everyone!!! (Said with a lisp)

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

seen some shit

When something or someone has "seen some shit", it vaguely means that something or someone might have gone through trouble in the past, in which said experience could result in wisdom.

I got my bike used. It was cheap but it's probably seen some shit.

by Space Wrangler April 10, 2017

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021