Space Wrangler's definitions

The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020

seen some shit

When something or someone has "seen some shit", it vaguely means that something or someone might have gone through trouble in the past, in which said experience could result in wisdom.

I got my bike used. It was cheap but it's probably seen some shit.

by Space Wrangler April 10, 2017

Manners

Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.

Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.

by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021

Pinterest

Trendy and stupid website that owns images you wanted to find in a bigger and higher quality size which would have been better on Google images. Complete waste of time, leads to nowhere.

I wanted a full size hd image and all I found was tacky nonsense on Pinterest.

by Space Wrangler September 15, 2021

I'm Good

The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.

Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Sleep In

What probably 95% of the population would do if the war machine of school and work wasn’t so cruel and oppressive. Very few can do it regularly. For some reason it feels much better to sleep in and wake up at a time of your choosing. The people that run society get to sleep in, but they force their slaves to wake up really fuckin’ early, cutting them short always.

I can’t wait until the weekend, I’m going to sleep in until noon and enjoy my temporary freedom. Then its back to misery.

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021