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Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
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Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.
God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.
by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
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Yacht Rock Radio

If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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Brave The Elements

To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.
Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.
by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010
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Manners

Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.
by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021
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Positivity

Buzzword for people who are afraid to criticize others or things they don’t agree with/challenge the status quo. Not to be confused with optimism.
Please be polite and remember always be super positive! If you have something that’s not nice to say, just keep it to yourself! Positivity everyone!!! (Said with a lisp)
by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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