Space Wrangler's definitions

Manners

Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.

Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.

by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021

Brave The Elements

To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.

Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.

by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010

Yacht Rock Radio

If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.

"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.

Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021