The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
"Last night at the club I worked some pimp magic on this sexy lady and I ended up bringin' her back to my place and we made sweet love."
by Space Wrangler October 12, 2009
Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.
Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
by Space Wrangler November 26, 2007
by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018
Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.
Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?
Dead silence.
Guy 2: Crickets
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?
Dead silence.
Guy 2: Crickets
by Space Wrangler August 05, 2021