Action Figure

A doll for boys (and sometimes even grown men, no joke). Don't ever let anyone try to fool you that action figures aren't dolls. There's no real difference besides the title.
"I'm looking for a Han Solo Action Figure"
"Oh so you're an adult who plays with dolls huh?"
"I SAID ACTION FIGURE!!! IT'S NOT A DOLL!!!!!"
"Okay, would you also like a Princess Leia doll to go with Han?"
"STFU!!!!!!"
by Space Wrangler July 31, 2021
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The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.
by Space Wrangler May 09, 2020
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Pimp Magic

When a you work your game on a sexual prospect.
"Last night at the club I worked some pimp magic on this sexy lady and I ended up bringin' her back to my place and we made sweet love."
by Space Wrangler October 12, 2009
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Pinterest

Trendy and stupid website that owns images you wanted to find in a bigger and higher quality size which would have been better on Google images. Complete waste of time, leads to nowhere.
I wanted a full size hd image and all I found was tacky nonsense on Pinterest.
by Space Wrangler September 15, 2021
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Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).
Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.
by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019
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The Bridge

Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.
"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.
by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021
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At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.
"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."
by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018
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