Definitions by Spac3pol3s

Fucking Reserved Cunt

When youve hit double free spins and the sour loser who had his reservation sign in the way proceeds to stand over you like a creep and softly but firmly advise you that this machine was reserved.... To which he was loudly informed after cashing out.. FUCKING RESERVED CUNT

Oi there's that fuckwit loser from the pokies down there in the car park, ima yell out to him through the window....
FUCKING RESERVED CUNT

Fucking Reserved Cunt by Spac3pol3s October 21, 2026

Spot on Donny

When something is even more on point and correct then Bevan, it's fucking spot on Donny

Bevan and Eric could almost be mistaken for each other.
Ya fucking spot on Donny

Spot on Donny by Spac3pol3s October 21, 2026

Something Cool

Chocolate Cigarette

Then for breakfast we'll have something cool....like a chocolate cigarette.

Something Cool by Spac3pol3s October 19, 2026

Thanks Captain...aka Eric

When someone states the obvious they are immediately assigned the role of Captain, Captain Obvious. Which of course sounds like Clapton, Captain...Clapton...as in Eric Clapton, so therefore they now go by the name Eric.

"What...it's going to cost more then Seventy Bucks? Best put it down then...."
" Thanks Captain...aka Eric 🙄 "

Thanks Captain...aka Eric by Spac3pol3s October 19, 2026

Seventy Bucks 

Put it down, $70(Seventy Bucks)

"If it costs more then $70 (Seventy Bucks), put it down"

Seventy Bucks by Spac3pol3s July 17, 2024

S.O.C.K 

Some other c*nts kids

"Ive spent so much time raising S.O.C.K 's"
"I dont care how good looking she is im not raising S.O.C.K anymore"

S.O.C.K by Spac3pol3s July 17, 2024

Business Dinger 

The condoms that Asian sex workers provide that are typically pink and half the amount of coverage. Due to budget cut backs/cost of living crisis.

"She scrounged around in her bag to pull out a business dinger"
"She unrolled the business dinger with her mouth.... "

Business Dinger by Spac3pol3s July 17, 2024