:3)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Garfield; the cat with a million chins

Mirror: Congratchulations, you just gave birth to another chin!
Garfield: :3))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

by SoupSpoon90 December 10, 2019

ud

Something you type when you're too lazy to type "Urban Dictionary"

*Googles "ud"*
"Bro urban dictionary is the University of Delaware!"

by SoupSpoon90 December 08, 2019

soap

the way to fix any shit; fixes all your problems

Person A: My mom died :((((
Person B: That sucks:
Person C: Have some soap.
Person A is now an optimist.

by SoupSpoon90 December 10, 2019