Definitions by Soup Kitchen Sammy
Colonial Shower
A deeply humbling, character-building experience in which your hot water heater betrays you, forcing you to abandon all modern dignity and bathe using bowls, pots, or a sad plastic container—like a disgraced aristocrat in 1776.
Typically involves standing half-naked in your own bathroom, questioning your life choices while pouring lukewarm water over yourself one cup at a time and pretending this is somehow “fine.”
Bonus points if you whisper things like, “This builds resilience,” while shivering.
Typically involves standing half-naked in your own bathroom, questioning your life choices while pouring lukewarm water over yourself one cup at a time and pretending this is somehow “fine.”
Bonus points if you whisper things like, “This builds resilience,” while shivering.
Colonial Shower by Soup Kitchen Sammy April 27, 2026
Captain cap off
The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.
Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?
Captain cap off by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026
Sacramento Scrambler
The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.
I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?
Sacramento Scrambler by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025
Alabama Pigroast
When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex
Alabama Pigroast by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025
Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham
The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
Reno Rattler
A Reno Rattler is the act of when an individual sticks the tail end of a rattle snake up their anus. As the snake crawls up the rectum, the sound of the rattle of the snake becomes muffled, emulating a typical desert night in Reno.
Hey man, I'm coming over tonight, did you want me to bring pete the python? I was hoping to partake in a Reno Rattler
Reno Rattler by Soup Kitchen Sammy August 2, 2024
miracle slip
Miracle slip is when a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman and mid thrust the penis accidently enters the rectum.
miracle slip by Soup Kitchen Sammy June 5, 2018