Sonya's definitions

squares

cigarettess

yoo dawg, can i getta square?..... got a light?

by sonya June 16, 2003

hypocrite

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

by Sonya September 23, 2003

chauvanistic

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.

Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!

by Sonya September 7, 2003

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.

You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.

by Sonya June 29, 2004

FONO

Acronym for 'Friend of No-One'. Usually applies to friendless loners who sit in the corner... and cry.

Person A: That George is such a loner.
Person B: Oh, I know. He's a total FONO.

by Sonya August 21, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

Staind

One of the most uber bands in THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD! And does deserve more recognition, cuz they do kick ass!

Staind kicks all your pop lovin asses!

by Sonya July 19, 2003