Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.

Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

PG&E

A company that ruins lives and kills people and then never pays their due recompense.

Me: Fuck PG&E.
Anyone who has a brain that lives on the West Coast: Yeah. Fuck 'em!

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Feet Geek

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.

Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Ouiabeau

A weaboo but for France and all things French. Don't try to act like you've never met somebody like this.

Me: When I was in highschool I dated this chick that loved France. She was a ouiabeau.

by Somewhat Schizo August 04, 2024