Somewhat Schizo's definitions

Lildo

A small marital aide.

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Absolutly

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023

Raggedy

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023