Somewhat Schizo's definitions

whapeesh

An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.

Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.

Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)

by Somewhat Schizo April 25, 2022

PG&E

A company that ruins lives and kills people and then never pays their due recompense.

Me: Fuck PG&E.
Anyone who has a brain that lives on the West Coast: Yeah. Fuck 'em!

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Raggedy

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.

Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar

by Somewhat Schizo September 19, 2021

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021