Definitions by Somewhat Schizo

Lildo 

A small marital aide.

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.

Lildo by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Corvo

Short for Courvoisier.

Me: Doug and I shared a bottle of Corvo and a bottle of Hen last night.

Michael: Nice.

Corvo by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

Hoese by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Feet Geek 

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

Feet Geek by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023

Absolutly 

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

Absolutly by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

prosthitute by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

Yearnation 

The craving to be peed on.

She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.

Yearnation by Somewhat Schizo October 28, 2022