Shitbaby

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

by Somewhat Schizo January 15, 2024

noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Yearnation

The craving to be peed on.

She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.

by Somewhat Schizo October 29, 2022

Bitchly

Another way to say "like a bitch."

Me: Man, Michael. When Doug accidentally hit me right in the nuts yesterday with his basketball, that hurt bitchly.

Michael: Damn. And I though he was a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Hoedini

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

by Somewhat Schizo June 18, 2023

whapeesh

An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.

Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.

Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)

by Somewhat Schizo April 26, 2022

Liagnosed

When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.

Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.

Me: You got Liagnosed, man.

by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021