515 definitions by Someone who kinda exists

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Someone who kinda exists April 24, 2023
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Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.
*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"
by Someone who kinda exists March 13, 2022
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An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.
My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.
by Someone who kinda exists July 8, 2021
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A game that is intentionally made to be as frustrating as possible for masochistic gamers.
by Someone who kinda exists November 20, 2021
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Actual definition: Having very little strength; frail

Slang (US): Hysterically amused.
Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak.

Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
by Someone who kinda exists July 6, 2021
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A boss in a video game which is exactly the same as a previous boss, only it's redesigned to be more difficult.
The Bowser battle in Super Mario World is already much tougher than it looks. But the Kaizo Mario variant takes it even further. You thought he was difficult normally? Try fighting him when he's INVISIBLE! Behold the Kaizo Boss!
by Someone who kinda exists January 2, 2022
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Probably the worst surname to have, ever. Have fun people calling you "Fucks" for the rest of your life.

See also: Cockburn
by Someone who kinda exists January 3, 2023
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