¥

A symbol that no one uses
Guy 1: what does ¥ mean?
Guy 2: oh it means a currency sign used for the Japanese yen and the Chinese yuan currencies when writing in Latin scripts. This monetary symbol resembles a Latin letter Y with a single or double horizontal stroke. The symbol is usually placed before the value it represents, for example: ¥50, or JP¥50 and CN¥50 when disambiguation is needed. When writing in Japanese and Chinese, the Japanese kanji and Chinese character is written following the amount, for example 50円 in Japan, and 50元 or 50圆 in China.
Guy 1: wtf?
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021
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Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
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Abdelmajeed

An American boy who says American soccer instead of British football because he's American.
arab guy: wanna play football?
Abdelmajeed: ok, here it is
arab guy: wtf I said football not fucking rugby you goatfucker
abdelmajeed: WTF is rugby?
arab guy: oh look my friend brought his football
abdelmajeed: thats a soccer ball not a football you fucking retard
arab guy: da faq is soccer?
abdelmajeed: the ball your friend is holding you piece of shit
arab guy: thats a football not a fucking soccer ball thing you son of a bitch
*abdelmajeed shoots arab guy*
by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019
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2020

The best fucking year in the fucking world
2020 is the best fucking year since cringe should not exist in this decade.
by Some1 @ the internet February 06, 2020
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Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam
Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron
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Palesrael

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.
Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021
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