Black yoshi

The niggiest character in the super Mario series.

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam

Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

changing your email

something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason

Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

Debakey

an American school which also exists in Qatar

its weird that debakey (an American school) exist in a middle eastern country

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

Vin diesel

Some guy that would choose family over anything

Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

2021

the worst year in the world

2021 is shit

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021