Solid mantis's definitions

Riptide

You gotta watch a riptide, they're dangerous.

Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?

Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?

Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!

Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?

Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!

Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Killer klown

A killer klown is not to be underestimated.

The biker dude got his block knocked right into a trash can for being mean to him/her, the killer klown.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019

Toolbox trick

A trick pulled out of a toolbox.

That was the same toolbox trick he/she used on you last time, and for some reason you still missed it.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

Deprogram

To undo programming and conditioning.

The girl needed to take her bullshit programs and interventions back to where she came from. There she could act like she owned the place all she wanted to, since it was really where she was from. People needed to deprogram from her bullshit, and if there's a program to get people deprogrammed or unplugged, they're not deprogramming from anything.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020