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Resurrection

On the 3rd day after Wednesday, Shad Gaspard's resurrection from the dead took place. He was almost like a thief in the night in his most recent incarnation (the one before the resurrection).
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020
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Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.
The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019
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Alpha female

A female who spends more time talking and bragging about being an alpha female than she does being an alpha female. Is overconfident at everything except what matters in life, like making people smile. Anything else from sports to intellect is something they love to brag about all the time, since bragging is a birthright of an alpha female, even if feeling or being anything besides a covert narsissisus is something they don't quite get.
Look, over here, I'm selling an oven that bakes 120 types of medication that I'm going to give somebody else even though I'm the one that needs it, I'm an alpha female.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Fork

Something you don't need to be going around threatening to stab somebody with. A fork is used for eating food, and a person should have no reason to think of a fork as anything more than an eating utensil.
The guy who uses a fork to eat and not to make threats is the guy who should be left alone. The guy who uses a fork as an example of something he might do is the guy who needs his fork taken from him until he knows how to use a goddamn fork, or when to joke and when not to.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.
The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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Foxmouth

If houndmouth had called themselves foxmouth, people would have known they were talking about themselves.
The blues sounds fucked up when white people try to do it, it's not the recording process or dogs that's fucking it up, it's the way it fucks with the human spirit to try and steal someone else's (black people's) soul and make money doing it. Houndmouth should be called foxmouth, since it just sounds mouthy.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
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