Solid mantis's definitions

Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016

Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

sociopath bitch

The kind of bitch that would kill your brother and sister for fun.

Does anybody know when Susan Anthony got out of prison? She is one dangerous female, she's a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

One last chance

Something nobody else gives you.

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018

Cow shit

Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!

New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016