Solid mantis's definitions
Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Chicken shitmug. A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017
Get the Columbian wristwatchmug. Something you have to take drugs or go to sleep to achieve, since anybody who tells you they achieved it while they were awake had to steal from somebody, somewhere to achieve it.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the American dreammug. There's no sense in conceding an election before all the votes are counted, it's the same thing as giving up to the other guy. If the other guy wouldn't relinquish power even if he lost, why would you concede to him? There's not much point in having higher ground to stand on if the other guy is still there telling you where and how to stand.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Concedingmug. The bubbly girl thought that if she changed her image, that everyone else around her had to also change, and that the world around her and everything in it had to change as well (until she had everything revolving around her, as it had in her family and most areas of her life for her entire life). All this had to happen so that nobody would remember the goody two shoes poodle of her family with the bark that wouldn't quit, and they would only have the new, updated image of the drooling pit bull on meth and steroids to go by.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
Get the Bubblymug. Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
Get the Most likely to become a drug addictmug. A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
Get the Hypocritemug.