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The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Chicago bearsmug. A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.
As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
Get the Unfuckablemug. An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.
He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
Get the Fire sale evictionmug. Females have privileges males don't, like not being expected to react with violence when something that isn't right is done to a female, or in a lot of other circumstances where males are expected to handle something like men and not like mice. There is a double standard working in a female's favor for every double standard that works in a male's favor, and really you could do the same thing with black and white if you really wanted to, though most of the focus tends to be on white males most ofthe time. Big daddy white protector.
Female prvilege is something you hardly hear about, and one people don't really talk about, but the piece that can make more moves than any other piece on a chessboard isn't the king or the knight. If male privilege and white privilege are fact and not misinformation, then so is female privilege and black privilege.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Female privilegemug. Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookinmug. Leroy ended up like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing after her husband Jigsaw finished his game, and Leroy lost.
by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021
Get the Puzzlemug. Club owner- People come to Nikki's to dance erotically, not to hear your jive ass try and play the blues Dewey Cox.
by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
Get the Nikki'smug.