Solid mantis's definitions
A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.
Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the The Family Manmug. A girl that has a bunch of females put on hard hats when females start getting called out at office jobs for being dorks, thinking that hard hats make people look hard.
The dork girl wanted to see more females in hard hats and more males in sequins or aprons, since she thought that feminine males were better males than other males, better human beings.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
Get the Dork girlmug. Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
Get the Dorkmug. Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!
by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016
Get the Cock fightingmug. If you know your offense is struggling, and you feel like mice, there's the story about the two mice in the cream. The first one drowned, but the second one kept struggling until itchurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk again. Really though, when you decide what you will allow to happen (on defense), and whether you will let somebody else determine the pace or the fate of what happens, is what makes the difference between whether it is hard enough to seem impossible not to lose, or whether it is actually impossible to lose. If you're going to fight, fight as you and not to be like somebody else, that way they don't determine your fate.
Defense is what makes the difference between whether it's hard enough to seem impossible to win with 93 points, and ehether it is impossible. If you give up before the end, it really will be impossible.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
Get the Defensemug. He/she thinks they're gonna play up to your ego by telling you how awestruck they are by your presence. Sounds too good to be true though.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
Get the Awestruckmug. Someone who is laid back when nobody's looking. Anybody can be downtight around people, especially drunks. People who drink usually do so in a social setting, where everybody's looking. Being downtight when everybody is looking is posing. There are people who confuse camera shy with true shyness, these are the ones who forget that everybody isn't part of the reality show they're on.
Guy who watches reality shows-These people are cool, they're our age but they live it up like this all the time.
Guy who doesn't watch TV- That's a TV show you're watching, those are actors who make money to live it up like that on TV. What they're like when the cameras not rolling, nobody knows except what the media tells you unless you know one of them personally, you don't know what they're really like, or if there is even a real them. Someone tells you they're downtight, and you never ask yourself whether what they said was bullshit, that's why you still watch reality TV.
Guy who doesn't watch TV- That's a TV show you're watching, those are actors who make money to live it up like that on TV. What they're like when the cameras not rolling, nobody knows except what the media tells you unless you know one of them personally, you don't know what they're really like, or if there is even a real them. Someone tells you they're downtight, and you never ask yourself whether what they said was bullshit, that's why you still watch reality TV.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
Get the Downtightmug.