Solid mantis's definitions
Somebody who starts to behave in a shallow manner once somebody has tried to treat them like they're shallow.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Get the Poodle peoplemug. A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
Get the Real estatemug. Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Forest firesmug. A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Get the Monster cockmug. He/she got rejected from clown college and decided to become a government or religious official instead to get even. He/she dedicated his/her life to becoming a supervillain, a super bully, a bully's bully.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
Get the Clown collegemug. Someone who thinks that they're unbearable to be around, even though those that have been around them have born their presence as long as they've known the person. Usually females think this way.
A female who thinks every male she knows should consider her presence unbearable has a self boosting and entitled attitude, as much as any male she's claimed had one, period.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
Get the Self boostingmug.