Solid mantis's definitions

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Lion tamers

Theres nothing noble or brave about taming captive animals. Lion tamers are about as chicken shit as bullfighters, except they dont kill the lion in front of a crowd.

Lion tamers often brag about what they do with captive animals, it's not something to brag about.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Gateway drug

Heroin.

Heroin is a gateway drug. People who use heroin often go on to use methadone or pills.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2017

Rejection

Some females try to apply something they said to everyone from a group. Not every female is like you, not every female faces rejection, and that doesnt make their life any easier. The same is true of males, not every male faces rejection. You're really talking about yourself and your own life, so what's the point in pretending to speak for a bunch of other people by saying all males or all females. It robs them of their personhood, since everybody is not the same.

The girl thought her own pain from rejection was harder than anything anybody else went through, and that's what she was really trying to say. Her tattoos were a statement that she was somehow tougher than other people, without really being any of what she claimed to be, she could just show people her tattoos and nobody would mess with her, that was her mentality. It's rare to find females that got ass whoopings from authority figures as kids, but from a perspective like that, rejection would seem like the most painful thing that could happen to you, rejection would seem like the hardest thing to go through.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.

Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Failure

Failure isn't meant to be fun, but then success isn't really fun either.

Any time somebody uber competitive is around, neither failure nor success willbe particularly enjoyable, which really defeats the point of it all.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021