Solid mantis's definitions
Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
Get the Erectile dysfunctionmug. A girl who gets tucked in to bed just like one of the fellas who's a mama's boy, but nobody knows she gets tucked in to bed.
Your mama brought you a fresh pair of pajamas and she's gonna tuck you in to bed now. You're mama's girl, you get anything you want okay?
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019
Get the Mama's girlmug. If you're over the age of 10, even if you dont agree with it, you can at least think about the possibility that god was put in books or in drawings/paintings by people, and that people were not put here by god. Your ancestors are where you come from.
God never ceases to be amazing or interesting to hear about, it's a universal topic to most religions and is even outside religion, but it's also a topic humans are fully capable of imagining, a kid can do it.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
Get the Godmug. Something an underdog really has while pretending not to. People would rather the underdog triumph than the one described as the favorite.
He/she was full of shit by calling himself/herself an underdog, but knew that he/she could gain an advantage on an opposing person/team by calling himself/herself an underdog, or claiming that he/she had lower odds overall. Really, since he/she was playing all sides, he/she could always end up on the side that triumphed, as long as people allowed it.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
Get the Advantagemug. Something you dont trade for something new, whether it be events, businesses, or money being spent. A friend who expects you to trade your old friends to gain their friendship is not a friend, heritage is no different. You dont trade in the old for the new.
What would you want to become like everyone or everywhere else for? Theres already enough people who do that, keep your heritage, even if it doesn't make you look good, and people really hate it, you dont get another heritage once its erased.
by Solid Mantis June 28, 2020
Get the Heritagemug. Most people dont need a hello or an act of false kindness to get them through their day, they're already good without it. Pretending to help someone for personal gain isnt kindness, its false kindness.
Most people are going to get through their day whether someone says hello or fuck you, it doesn't matter.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Get the Hellomug. Growing up you had opponents, back when you could break each others bones. Then, opponents became rivals in college. Really rivals and rivalries are for college kids and the ancient Greeks.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Rivalmug.