Solid mantis's definitions

Shorthanded

Being shorthanded isn't the same thing as not being ready.

The team was demoralized and discouraged because they knew they were shorthanded, not because they weren't ready.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

Insest

Two insectoids fucking.

Their insectoid offspring will have six heads and six legs from the insest.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Defensive

The most defensive people in the world are the ones who call other people defensive, and never admit to being defensive themselves.

The girl says you're too defensive.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019

Cracker

What a hippie uses to get hippie crack(nitrous oxide).

That cracker uses a cracker to take his nitrous to the dome.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Shower fairy

A gay guy taking a shower is a shower fairy.

Don't go in there right now, the shower fairy is in there dude!

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2016

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.

Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

PAL key

The key to arm Metal Gear Rex.

Liquid is trying to get you to give him/her the PAL key, that's why he/she really wants the key.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021