Solid mantis's definitions

White lightnin sandwich

A deli opened after the 90s in certain cities wouldn't offer one.

As authentic as they were trying to seem, and as many street name signs as their eyes had recorded like cameras, they didn't offer (or know why to call it) the White Lightnin sandwich on their menu at the deli.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020

Mollycoddling

Molding a child into a pussy, something many mothers do.

Lindsay became a fuckin mollycoddle after a lifetime of her mother turning her into one. Everybody including her father blamed her father for failing, nobody blamed her mother for mollycoddling her, but somebody else was certainly always to blame, and always had to take the pressure off her for everything.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2019

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

Once you go black you never go back

Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.

Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Grover Cleveland

You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.

Trump disappeared for a while and reappeared in 2024, he's trying to pull a Grover Cleveland.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020