Tom Brady

A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).
Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Aliens

You don't hear about a football team called the Aliens.
The last time you heard about a team called the Aliens was in a Super Nintendo game back in the early 90s.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.
Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
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Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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Sawing

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.
Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
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TSA

The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
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