Land bridge

Scientists came up with an explanation for why (Americas) Indians and Asians both had mostly straight dark hair, a land bridge. A few hundred years before they came up with the land bridge, they didn't even know that the New World existed, and they already have an explanation for something like that. At one time, humans were all one people from the same place (before the continents became different continents), in that sense, (Americas) Indians and Asians come from the same place. Otherwise, there's not much connection.
Sure, at one time the land might have stretched out between two different lands like dough before the sea washed it away, but there's also a lot of other things that could have happened. The land bridge is just one attempt to explain it, which is why science is meant to be taken with a grain of salt (even science related to the coronavirus).
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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Propcapitation

Propcapitation is what happens when you stand too close to the propellors kids, okay who wants to learn about liferafts since we're learning about safety today!
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.
The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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Masks

Masks are already mandatory, and enforced by plenty of store owners, so a vote to enforce what's already enforced is pointless. The majority of people are already wearing masks, the majority of people seem to want other people to wear masks, and it still doesn't change anything for the few that aren't wearing them. There is no new normal for the few not controlled by the entity that calls itself a government.
Elected officials want to vote, then vote again more ways to fuck with people lives, but the ones they're trying have either already been tried, done, or are being tried and done now, and they don't work on everybody. Wearing masks is a decision each person makes for themselves.
by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020
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Mouth of the south

Someone who tries to gain relevance and support on YouTube by talking about (and pretending to care about) other people's problems, since people would know they were full of shit if they actually started to share some of their own life experience.
The memoirs of the mouth of the south would be full of exaggeration, half-truths, and full bullshit, so rather than tone her bullshit down, she decided to get on YouTube and pretend to be concerned about problems in other people's lives, since that would make her look less narcissistic and self-centered.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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Announcers

By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.
Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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