Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.
The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
mugGet the Posedmug.

Bowlheaded girl

That kid hiding in your mother's basement isn't a kid at all, that's the 20 to 30 something year old bowlheaded girl they think burned down the church. Back in school she would pull the fire alarms and say a boy in her class did it to get him in trouble.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
mugGet the Bowlheaded girlmug.

Jeffrey dahmer

It's got a little bit of everything in it. Heroin, pcp, crack, acid, peyote, weed, cyanide, hemlock and pure adrenaline.
It's just a Jeffrey dahmer take a hit it's not a test and I'm not a teacher.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2017
mugGet the Jeffrey dahmermug.

Picture

A picture doesnt prove anything about a person, it shows the person can pose. Being a poser isnt something to brag about.
A picture doesnt tell you anything about who somebody really is, or what they're really like, which is why social media is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
mugGet the Picturemug.

Oblivious

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are. Someone who's aware that they're the problem is not oblivious to what the problem is.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
mugGet the Obliviousmug.

Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.
That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
mugGet the Monster alertmug.

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