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Self played

Played by yourself.
He/she tried to slowly drive so many people crazy/play so many people, he/she wound up having something wrong with him/her. He/she was self played.
by Solid Mantis August 8, 2020
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Dark days

Yesterdays dark days might be interesting to talk about, but they dont really matter anymore, which is why removing statues does nothing to change anything now, and history books are as likely to be bullshit as they are to have any facts at all. Whether they are history books that make Europeans look like the good guys, or history books that make black people look like the good guys and victims, theres a lot of bullshit information circulating. Tomorrow's dark days aren't going to matter for a while, so that leaves people with the dark days they're living in, and the bullshit they're living with now.
Dark days are not just a thing of the past that will get better once all the statues and symbols are removed. The reality is just like at one time the dark days of the past were now, the dark days people are living in will one day be the dark days of the past. Nothing has changed because the same race is still fucking with people, the human race.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
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Queen

Throughout history, a queen is just as violent a person as any male monarch, some were especially known for being violent.
The girl who killed her two babies thought she was in the fbi. People once called her queen, it was a sad thing for them to see.
by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019
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Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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Wholesome image

An image too perfect and innocent to tarnish.
The girl had a wholesome image. You would think she had never done anything wrong in her life, since it was all the boys who went to the yard (jail) over her.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Goliath

9 foot ogre soul, actual body size ranging from mini me to average human is a possibility for Goliath, its as likely if not more likely than the story about a 7 foot Russian basketball player taunting some 14 year old kid who's gonna cut his head off for it.
Didn't the short guy who flipped you off seem more like Goliath in behavior than the guy from the Guinness Book of World Records?
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019
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