Solid mantis's definitions
Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.
They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

There is no winning.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

There is something Putinesque about Anthony Fauci, that must be why he will still be in power until about 2036.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
