Solid mantis's definitions

Giant

Someone you never hear described as feisty. You hear about a Napoleon sized guy/girl described as feisty, but never a giant.

People don't say that was one feisty giant, he was taking no prisoners, and he wouldn't let up for a minute.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

Wolf

A wolf is an animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need. Humans could learn a lot from a wolf, especially the ones taking 10 packs of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Drawing board

Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?

Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Queer bully

A bully that is said to have more balls than any other kind of bully, despite the lack of evidence.

Guy with many gay/bi/lesbian/transsexual friends-Well, the queer bully has more balls than a regular bully the same way some people will say a female bully has more balls than any other kind of bully. There's no evidence supporting the claim, people are expected to believe they just do.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019