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Gun

A gun is not a reason for a mall full of people to evacuate it.
The folks just outside the city let some guy with a gun take their mall without a fight.
by Solid Mantis December 24, 2020
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Instigator

What someone claiming to be a shark usually is.
You're not a shark, you're a fuckin instigator!
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2019
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Chicken shit

Somebody who would kill symbolically to prove the point that they're not a chicken shit is a chicken shit.
The girl behind the bombing was trying to show the asshole she could hurt someone with disabilities, especially over being called out for being a chicken shit.
by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019
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Batmobile

She pulled up in her batmobile, and her friends knew they were safe after that.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
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Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.
The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world. He also knew that everyone else deserved to suffer as much as he did, with no exceptions, since there was no such thing as angels.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
mugGet the Maskmug.

Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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Reality/game show moron

Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.
The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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