Solid mantis's definitions
Someone who tells people to remain calm or calm down knowing that the first thing they will do is react. Kind of like telling someone not to look at the dragon overhead.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
Get the Instigatormug. A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.
Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
Get the Posermug. Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
Get the Balancemug. Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.
He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. The good guy has the big dick is a stereotype. Many of the good guys would like this stereotype to be true, you'd think the bad guys are compensating for their dick size with their guns. Sometimes the bad guys have the big dick, the money, the guns, the cars, and the girl, and all the good guy has is a tiny little wand to wave around.
Spiderguy had a Halloween costume but Doctor Octodaddy was too cool to be seen with him. The stereotype was bullshit about the good guy.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2018
Get the Stereotypemug. Real.
The bubbly girl always tried to act tough instead of being herself, and thought anybody that noticed she was not who she said she was bullied and trolled her. She decided not to go the natural route in life, instead posing for an image.
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020
Get the Naturalmug. Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).
Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
Get the Machiavellian treatmug.