Solid mantis's definitions

Underground

Subterranean.

Underground artists spent most of their time in rabbit holes or hawking their shit from private parking garages at night. They thought the sun might turn them too dust, and they didn't want to lose their fangs.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021

Walk-in

What every appointment really is when you don't drive a car.

Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Bad acting

Doing te same thing as crying wolf really. One minute you'reall fucked up or psychologically traumatized after getting hit in the face, the next minute you're fine.

He kept on with his bad acting and laughing about it 5 minutes after it was over, so she tricked him into giving her his left kidney.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021

Coward

The kind of guy you wouldn't want to hire.

Manager-That coward Dalton was supposed to have everything done by yesterday and just like he usually does, he ran from the responsibility.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2017

Nurse Ratched

The Nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

She's the man

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.

She's the man, she just took your cigarette and started smoking it.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020