Solid mantis's definitions

Mollycoddle

Someone who thinks they're a lot tougher than they actually are.

The mollycoddle threatened to slap you and break your jaw, you can tell he/she thinks they are tough.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

Democracy

Its interesting what people have called democracy since 2020. Trying to force everybody to wear a mask anywhere they go is not democracy, its a nearly totalitarian government. People that think Biden is democracy are not as different from people that think Trump is democracy as they may think. Neither Biden nor Trump gives a fuck about them, and they'll never really see that, because they still think Biden is on a different side than Trump. Its two sides of the exact same coin, Democrat and Republican.

The reality of democracy is any rights you're not fighting for, you don't have. As long as you never wake up, the people calling themselves the government will take right after right away as long as nobody is governing them, reminding them that they are of the people, for the people (and not over the people), and the same is true of everyone else.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Empty minded

The kind of guy who thinks there is more drama in somebody else's family, or that growing up in another city really lowers your life expectancy more than not thinking does.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land of palm trees and sunny beaches, so he thought nobody else around him in his town was thinking either, that it was something only people way off in the east did, since California was already perfect.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Boundless optimism

Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.

Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Smooth

Always the hammer, never the nail.

The smooth guy/girl nailed him/her over the scandal.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2020