Solid Mantis's definitions

Anakin Skywalker journey

Starting life off as the kid who never broke a rule and was always in line, and staying the same person, trying to keep everybody in line, but adopting a darker side as you get older, like Anakin Skywalker.

He/she took the Anakin Skywalker journey to the dark side, and wanted to take other people with him/her.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Playing all sides

Fucking with peoples lives, turning them into disaster.

If Lindsay's plan was to turn people against each other, from friends to strangers, she did more than what was necessary to accomplish that by playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Kobe bryant

The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.

Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

go back to europe

If you're not europeon and you don't tell a europeon to go back to Europe, he might keep giving you the blues forever.

The guy with the French accent isn't gonna stop giving people the blues any time soon, nobody is telling him to go back to Europe.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020