Solid Mantis's definitions

Mr. Nobody

A guy who's never really been anybody in particular.

Though you could be anything you want to in America, there are still some folks who wouldn't want to be anybody or anything else than themselves, even if it makes them Mr. Nobody to most people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.

The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.

The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Female's liberator

A female who can't stand most of the males she met in life, but thinks the females are the most wonderful people for being female rather than for being wonderful people.

Female's liberator- Waaaaaah, I can't stand my father and brother, all they do is make me feel like shit! I'm gonna dedicate my life to whining about how unfair males are to females, and I'm gonna dedicate my life to being the worst kind of bully, the kind of bully who makes everyone else but me the bad guy. Every female should get a prize for being female and being born.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.

Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019