Solid Mantis's definitions
Someone who thinks of himself/herself as David, and the other guy as Goliath in any argument or incident, thinks the other guy is always the argumentative one. Someone who will create drama out of what doesn't matter in life, and where there was no drama.
The instigator carried a couple stones for her slingshot at the beach in case the seagulls thought she was bluffing.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019
Get the Instigatormug. by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Monster alertmug. People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.
Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
Get the Copsmug. Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Idiot brothermug. by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
Get the Assholemug. by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the Groomedmug. Someone who sees or knos of no flaws in their reflection, whether it be physically or something else that a mirror wouldn't reveal.
A true narcissist isn't someone who looks into a mirror, a true narcissist is someone who looks into a mirror and sees no flaws in themself, but sees flaws in others.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Narcissistmug.