An asshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.
John is such a masturliker, I bet $5,000 he will like my Indian compliment I give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!
by Solid Mantis July 11, 2018
Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020
Calling a guy who hasn't been fucking a womanizer is like calling a priest a womanizer, the shoe doesn't fit. The same kind of person would say a high school girl who's a virgin is a trick who would do anything for a dollar. Why should someone be wearing shoes that don't fit?
Britney spears called your priest a womanizer in a song, she finally exposed him for who he really was all those years.
by Solid Mantis August 02, 2018
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
Now they're pretending to feel sorry for and care about the witness that was in a relationship with George Floyd, so that people (the public) will see them as compassionate, since they had already tried the nobody cares about why the guy got addicted routine in court countless times. You don't care about a guy you never met, any more than the protestors who never met him before do. It's a good way to sabotage the George Floyd trial and turn it to bullshit, the same way George Floyd's killing turned relationships between two different groups across the world to bullshit.
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021